I help a lot of people with small problems with their computers and websites and it’s good to know that the assistance is really appreciated. Technical support is often beyond a simple financial transaction billed by the hour – it’s always good to know that help is there when you need it – and, like many of my clients, I’m self-employed so understand that there are occasions when you need help outside normal business hours – I’ll do everything I can to accomodate that!
Here are a few genuine messages from recent clients:
is it the operator that is insane
with a satchel full of wires and plugs and things
It is quite amazing to see what he brings
Out of the bag a screwdriver appears
with all sorts of attachments that sound like its gears
It whizzes away and screws become loose
this wire and that they are no use
all of a sudden like opening some magic door
heat sinks and hard drives, wires by the score
Heaven only knows what else is inside
I can only stare in awe and step rapidly aside
How he can operate while being so tall
His feet in the kitchen his arms in the hall
If you need a boat in which to take a cruise
just ask Daniel for his size fifteen shoes
His knowledge of computers is second to none
From MS DOS to Windows I have only just begun
Camera attachments, mics and CDs
He fixes them all and is quite at ease
When not helping others and putting the world to rights
He teaches mathematics that would keep me up nights
But helpful he is and I can’t praise him enough
even when times are getting tough
It gives me a headache just watching you work
How you manage to see things in all that mirk
So thank you Daniel for all your skill
I think I’ll lay down now and take a pill.
