Digital Red does not, and will never, outsource work to China, India or elsewhere. Nor does Digital Red require any insurance, utilities, SEO services, or recruitment assistance.
Unsolicited communication by phone
The telephone number 020 3411 4445 is provided for the convenience of customers requiring technical support. It is not intended for the use of salespeople pitching any of the above services.
Should you wish to call, please be aware of the following charges:
Charge per 20 minutes (or part thereof) for calls relating to:
- Outsourcing £834.34
- Insurance £512.56
- Gas/Electricity £762.43
- SEO £493.29
- Financial services £321.01
- Recruitment £382.82
- Loft or cavity wall insulation £351.92
- Religion £832.14
- Business networking £321.01
- Supplement for using the term “White Label” £100
- Other sales pitches £192.27
Unsolicited communication by email
The email address firstname.lastname@example.org is provided on this website for the convenience of prospective customers requiring technical support, and any other @digitalred.com address is provided to actual customers requiring technical support. No email addresses are intended for the use of salespeople pitching any of the above services.
Should you wish to email, to reflect the reduced processing time required for email communication, all email correspondence is discounted against the per-20 minute telephone rate by 16.4%. The rates are therefore:
Charge per email message received relating to:
- Outsourcing £697.51
- Insurance £428.50
- Gas/Electricity £637.39
- SEO £412.39
- Financial services £268.36
- Recruitment £320.04
- Loft or cavity wall insulation £294.21
- Religion £695.67
- Business networking £268.36
- Supplement for using the term “White Label” £83.60
- Other sales pitches £160.74
Digital Red’s preference is that you do not call or email. No work will be outsourced, no salespitches will be followed, no unsolicited quotes will be entertained. Your call or email will be a waste of time for all involved.
If you or your organisation wishes to engage by telephone or email to pitch your services regardless, you can do so. To initiate a discussion, simply please send payment of the appropriate fee from the list above. This payment will entitle you to one call of upto 20 minutes, or one email during which you can pitch any ideas or proposals you have.
Payment must be made in advance, and in cleared funds. An invoice for the full amount paid will be provided within 48hrs by email and/or post. By making your payment, you acknowledge that it is non-refundable.
You can make your payment via BACS, cheque, PayPal, PayM, or Pingit.
Spam Exceptions – post-pay invoice
If you have been caught spamming a Digital Red address you will be given one opportunity to stop your stupid spammy ways, following which you will be billed for your subsequent mailings. You’ll receive one free email referring you to this tariff page citing your bullshit email, following which any further mailings will be charged. Unpaid invoices will be pursued – just because you send bullshit it doesn’t mean that Digital Red will tolerate it.